~I solemnly swear I am up to no good~

You're just as sane as I am - Luna Lovegood.

Hi there everyone! I love Harry Potter especially Hermione Granger, Lemonade Mouth, Divergent, Sophie McKenzie books, Selena Gomez, Greyson Chance, Bridgit Mendler, Emma Watson, J.K Rowling and Percy Jackson.

“It’s never been about trying to look well-behaved. It’s just how I am. I guess it’s a weird thing to be 19 and not ever have been drunk, but for me, it just feels normal because I don’t really know any other way. I don’t know if I’d be comfortable getting wasted and not knowing what I’ve said. That doesn’t mean when I’m older I won’t have a glass of wine. I just don’t think it’s such a strange thing for me not to be wasted all the time.”

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legendarilyinvisible:

does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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enochliew:

Photographs by Thom Sheridan

In 1986, the United Way attempted to break the world record for balloon launches, by releasing 1.5 million balloons, which resulted in two deaths, millions in lawsuits, and a devastating environmental impact.

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“We’re reasonably confident that the very next thing to happen to Sherlock and John, is the very last thing you’d expect…”

cosmiccastiel:

euphemology:

circusofthedead:

#Sam’s like DEAN I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU PROJECTING YOUR BIG GAY PANIC ONTO ME

*This is not the Winchester I want to flirt with*

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preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

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